This zip-up hoodie is perfect for hardbody chilling and is safe in most countries.

If used right, it will shield you of dust, dirt, shade, hate and also some amounts of rain for a limited amount of time.

It features the latest signature white drawstring technology to accommodate most head sizes* for superior comfort.

Also features cutting-edge zipper tech which allows optimal airflow and ventilation.

The logo was crafted by an ex-Soviet typographer who escaped communism and is now a Canadian National Treasure for his contributions in graphic design and illustration. @nik__brovkin

*People with inflated egos might feel uncomfortable wearing the hood, despite having smaller head sizes.